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Party on the Potty 

It may come as a shock to some that a Party on the Potty has nothing to do with genitalia, it is purely a statement that explains that a crossword puzzle is being done in the bathroom. It is also thought a Party on the Potty can be enhanced by also playing a radio to hide the strange sounds emitting from the bathroom.
Listen, the radio is on, someone is having a Party on the Potty!

I just finished a Party on the Potty but I couldn't get 3 down!
Party on the Potty by RipperJim March 18, 2022

Poopy in the potty

Usually said in a lyrical way around friends to describe a necessary trip to the bathroom to complete number 2.
Johnny: “I have to go poopy in the potty.”
Laura: “TMI

PP IN THE POTTY 

OOooo looks like we need to go pp in the potty!
PP IN THE POTTY by Ujuj November 3, 2019

69ing her while eating her ass on the potty 

It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty
I was Shitty Potty 69ing her while eating her ass on the potty.

poopin' on the potty saturdy night 

This phrase describes someone (usually an older person) taking their weekly crap (sterio-typically taken on saturday night)
Old Guy: " poopin' on the potty saturdy night !!"

or

Worker: "Hey, what are you doin' later tonite?"
Co-Worker: "You know, poopin' on the potty saturday night !!"

sitting on the pity potty 

Is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. Used as a form of manipulation. This process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. It is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. Another female. 2. Boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. The first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. Second announces, “I am going to the bathroom.” She waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. While sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. Feel sorry for herself. 2. Begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. Be fueled by jealously. 4. Possibly become paranoid. If missed, the pity potty sitter will be found crying in the bathroom for some insignificant reason that will be different depending on who finds her. The longer it takes for someone to find her the more dramatic the effects will be. Drugs and/or alcohol will also intensify these effects. If no one attempts to locate the pity potty sitter they will do one of two things depending on which story of the house the bathroom is located on. 1. Reenter the party with swolen red eyes and nose and demand to leave resulting in a very dramatic exit and much concern. 2. Perform the locked in the bathroom maneuver by crawling out the window and reentering the party telling everyone she was locked in the bathroom and make her friends and boyfriend feel guilty for not missing her or coming to her rescue or take on the rock star persona and win her boyfriends affection. TROUBLE awaits the bastard boyfriend who did not miss the pity potty sitter and will result in a huge confrontation and could later be means for a pity party.
"I was sitting on the pity potty for 45 mins. before anyone came to check on me."

"She fell and couldn't get up. We thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn't check on her for hours.

Party goer #1: Where is your girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend: She's been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
Party goer #1: Dude you think you should check on her?
Bastard Boyfriend: Naw, she's alright.

"My boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that skank all night.Time to go sit on the pity potty."