The Pelican

The pelican is an act of oral sex performed on a man, where one's partner deep throats the entire penis while fitting the ball sack in their mouth as well. Thus mimicking a pelican fitting an entire fish in it's beak.

Yo bruh last night was epic! Shelly's head game is so sick she fucking gave me the pelican.

The Pelican by JHigity August 20, 2019

The Pelican Flies Tonight 

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

The Pelican Flies Tonight by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

The Police 

1)A Ridiculously Large Gang that is known for playing dirty and using the law as their excuse for their bullshit actions.

2)The Most Hated Gang

1)The Police caught me smoking bud and regulated me and used the law as their excuse for shooting me 3 times in the back even when I wasn't even resisting.

2)The Police caught me trying to help a little girl stand up and shot me twice because they thought i was raping her.

The Police by xXAznBlastoiseXx May 15, 2009

the police 

legal criminals .

my respect for the police has reached not zero but MINUS.

the police by 9sam5 June 14, 2020

The Pelican

When you insert your index finger in your partners vagina and then your 3 remaining fingers are then placed in to her ass-hole. your partner then "CAW'S" like a pelican.

Dude did u give her the shocker lastnite?
Bro...I GAVE HER THE PELICAN

The Pelican by killacali1904 August 22, 2010

The Police 

People you can't trust

The police supposed to be helping people, but they don't wanna do their job. That's why people turn to the streets.

The Police by ImJustAPaki July 8, 2020

the police 

the most corrupt and useless institution that has ever existed next to education of course.
they are usually very bias and ignorant when it comes to the most important crimes and if they are accused, they use the systems money to bail them out. their false persona of the most upstanding citizens yet they actually care about saving their own necks.

honestly these cops being defined as role models is sick have you seen how many ignored deaths their have been caused by the police.

there are no good or bad cops there are the ones that commit the crime and the ones that stand by and let it happen.

the police by Lilian Richardson June 21, 2020