in the pokey getting pokey 

Incarcerated in Jail or Prison and getting ass raped.

Joey went to the Joint for raping Little Cindy. Now the the other inmates found out what he's in for, I guess that you could say that he's "In the Pokey Getting Pokey. "

in the pokey getting pokey by Jack A. Lope September 10, 2015

pushy in the pokey 

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

pushy in the pokey by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

pokey the penguin 

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!

Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.

pokey the penguin by Emme December 22, 2003

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.

Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.

Do the hokey pokey by Skooooobs June 5, 2019

Pokey the Penguin 

He is a penguin that goes on many adventures like meeting new friends or eating Arctic Circle candy.

"I am Pokey the penguin!!!"

Pokey the Penguin by TheWiggidy November 22, 2003

the Smokey Pokey 

1. To get high and fuck
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is way outta ur league
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa

"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy

the Smokey Pokey by DaLi617 May 19, 2010

The Hokey Pokey 

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!

The Hokey Pokey by tarnishedlemon June 2, 2011