barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."

1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!

barney the pedophile by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016

Bob the Angry Pedophile 

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

Bob the Angry Pedophile by Lighammer June 18, 2009

Casper the friendly pedophile

He is like Casper the friendly ghost if you know him. But this one is a kid stalking pervert!

Johny: Oh no Casper the friendly pedophile is back.
Casper the friendly pedophile: Come here little boy, i got some candy.

Casper the friendly pedophile by xXTakeMeOverXx May 21, 2017

THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW 

WILLIAM HENRY GATES III...requirement as to have committed a CRIMINAL ACT with a PRISON PHOTO.

DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519

A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.

Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.

It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.

Listen THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW is only 0NE PEDOPHILE per hotel or motel as after they are told to say when they got one , "as we are totally booked'.

In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.

Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.

THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 5, 2022

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX 

sorry we are full at this time.

WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....

It brings up an amazing MATHUFRACTURES CONCEPT where it says what THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says that PLURAL = SINGULAR which grandly implies another stated as due to "CONSENSUS TUMULT POTENTIAL" the "ZERO TOLERANCE" in many instances is operational . In other words , the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX = THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX which says the NULL = ZEROFYER from NULLIFY as ZER0FYER = SINGULAR = PLURAL where NO PEDOPHILES are allowed at certain places as per management decision of the HOTEL ITSELF.

THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.

Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX 

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022