The Negative Hustle 

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

The Negative Hustle by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

Pasta sauced the negatives 

The process of dropping photo negatives into a pasta based meal. Also associated with 'gravying your cards' and general tomfoolery. People who are accused of this act are usually of some what low intellect and need huge guidance through life.

Ben: 'Oh Alex you've only gone and pasta sauced the negatives!!!'
Alex: 'What?!? I just don't understand'
Ben: 'Well of course...you wouldn't'

Pasta sauced the negatives by Tate One June 6, 2011

The Negro Stone 

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.

Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"

The Negro Stone by Negronian June 5, 2018

The Negro Sprint 

When in any potentially dangerous or high stakes situation, you subconsciously get the fuck away from said situation in the form of high speed running, much like black people tend to do when they see the police, hence "The Negro Sprint."

"Man, I was cashing my check the other day at the bank, and this guy ran in with a gun. I hit the Negro Sprint outta there so fast, the next thing I knew, I was already at home."

The Negro Sprint by raymundorocket31320257 August 27, 2011

The Negotiator 

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ah yes, the negotiator

The Negotiator by firebear1 October 6, 2023

Herein lies the negotiations 

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

Herein lies the negotiations by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

The Negative 

Linguistic construct that allows the speakers to say everything backwards. Also incorporates saying "You won't" to dare somebody to do something, or pointing to something and saying "not that" to call attention to it

You won't not not come to my not birthday party, you wouldn't dare do that, I'm not talking in the Negative you actually won't come to my party

The Negative by UWontBlog April 7, 2011