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THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE 

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide
Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE
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The Mississippi River 

When a female/male chunks the duece in a southerner's mouth.
Jackie: " Guess what? "
Southerner: " What? "
Jackie: " I'm going to give you the Mississippi River. "

The Mississippi river 

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

The Mississippi river 

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it
Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

The Mississippi Mudslide Move 

A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton
Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament

The Mississippi Tango 

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.
"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

the mississippi state

a three-way sexual act in which the man poops into a cowbell, then hands it to the woman to do the same. the man dips his schlong into the cowbell, fully coating it in feces. he then sticks the cowbell up his anus, handle first, at which point another man comes up from behind and begins having sex with the cowbell while the other man has sex with the female partner. the first finisher chugs the contents of the cowbell.
“I heard they’re running the mississippi state in mckee hall”
“I haven’t showered since doing the mississippi state last night.”
the mississippi state by B. Ricky November 5, 2025