The Mideast Beast 

(n.) a satirical "news" website that focuses on issues from the middle east and generally tries to shed light on issues in a more detailed and locally-informed manner than other sites.

Wow, The Mideast Beast is killing it with some good laughs about the news.

The Mideast Beast by Jon Snow Lives June 9, 2018

nuke the midget 

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.

Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.

nuke the midget by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

Mangling the Midget by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Eric the Midget Paradox 

Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.

Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.

"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"

Eric the Midget Paradox by Zoinker March 26, 2008

toss the midget 

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

toss the midget by HarryBalz July 15, 2017

Eric the Midget 

Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of "The Wack Pack."

Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.

Eric the Midget wants to fly with balloons!

Eric the Midget by J-Bell June 29, 2006

walk the midget 

an incognito way of telling your lady friend you would like to have sex.

"Hey baby, do you want to walk the midget?"

walk the midget by topsy crets December 1, 2007