doing “the maryssa” is when you you want to fuck your cousin, who isn’t actually your cousin. this is named after the urban legend Maryssa Muniz when she had kids with her stepmoms, life long friend son which her family considered to be her cousin. this started to be called the maryssa in 1893 after she had twins with the him at age 13. legend says they named the babies bella and sara. even though they were both boys, Maryssa wanted girls so. in conclusion, doing “the maryssa” is when you want to have intercourse with your “cousin” that’s not actually related to you and more of a family friend.
person #1: yo she had a kid with her cousin! that’s on some yee haw sweet home alabama shit bro. that’s incest that baby is gonna be a mutant.
person #2: no bro. she pulled “the maryssa”
person #1: oh THAT MAKES SENSE
person #2: no bro. she pulled “the maryssa”
person #1: oh THAT MAKES SENSE
by thecoffeesnorter May 28, 2019
She is funny, cute and always wrong or right. She makes you smile with a simole look. She is encouraging and is never fully proud of herself. She must become better at everything. She is broken, but continues to try to shine and stay happy for others.
by maryssastone March 15, 2016
the most amazing person ever. this girl is prettiest, most hilarious, best freind a person could ever have. she always looks pretty even when she thinks she doesn't, and this is my best freind. ever.
maryssas my besttt friendddd
by maryssasbff November 10, 2011
Maryssa is absolutely hilarious, beautiful, and sexy even if she says she isn’t. A Maryssa is really smart and will try to succeed at anything she does to improve. She is obsessed with boys WAYYY to much and will love the same guy for WAYYY to long. If you have a Maryssa in your life keep her, love her, and cherish her until you die.
by Chase the baller January 25, 2020
The epitome of awesome. A person who is forgetful, adorable, Christian, and a ball of sunshine (most of the time). Gives off the appearance of pretty brunette, but is really a harry potter nerd with a fetish for british things. Can be normal, but usually isn't. Completely ones self.
-- "Hi hi everyone!!! Tis a lovely day!! Did we have English homework??"
-- "Well, isn't someone just a regular Maryssa."
-- "Well, isn't someone just a regular Maryssa."
by irishmonk February 2, 2010
A beautiful person inside and out a great friend and someone you want to be around all the time she will have a beautiful smile and attract you like metal to a magnet she will be your biggest crush but will never be available and if you are lucky enough to catch a Maryssa never let her go.
Maryssa
by maesi May 28, 2020
The greatest girlfriend an Armando can have. She’s the most honest, beautiful, coolest woman in the world.
Wow do you see that cool couple over there? They have a lot of chemistry. That’s couple goals right there. Must be a Maryssa and Armando couple.
by bunny_love January 26, 2020