The Magnet People 

An underground society spanning the United States of America. The Magnet People's mission is currently unknown to the public. But one day they shall rise to the public eye. Fear not. We come in peace.

Dan: WHAT ARE THEY DOING!?

Josh: Don't worry mate. They are The Magnet People. They come in peace.

The Magnet People by The Magnet People May 2, 2023

the magnet system 

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.

*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs

the magnet system by brianhackler January 3, 2009

The Great Magnet 

A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea.

All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.

What a fool I was to defy Him.

Never cross the Great Magnet. I understood this now...

The Great Magnet by WreckS September 26, 2006

Dude, there's a magnet in the sky... 

Describes the feeling one gets after rawking out on Guitar Hero- because for a minute the entire world is being drawn up into the sky.

*Guy sets the guitar down*
Guy 1: Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...
Guy 2: TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, there's a magnet in the sky... by Dew Soldier April 15, 2007

magnet to the ladys 

Eugenes wonderful words of wisdom.

I’ve always been a magnet to the ladys

magnet to the ladys by PiffTing69420 June 28, 2021

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

The Magneto by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014