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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

What to look at if you are searching for a perfected game for the N64. its official review was a ten out of ten, due to its vastness, graphics, and amazing music
The Master of Time is Link in the hit game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time

The League 

The League is a show on FX and might just be the funniest thing out there. Compare to Arrested Development in writing, but not narrative and content compared to any Judd Apatow film. This show will make you laugh ur ass off. It is about these five guys, Taco, Pete, Ruxin, Andre and Kevin. They have a Fantasy Football League, that gets more and more serious every week, ending up in scams and pranks to psyche out the competition.
Ruxin isnt getting any sex so he explains his pain to his boys with this one liner:
Ruxin: My balls are New Orleans and levy's are about to burst.

Omg it feels like there is 10lbs of pudding inside me..

The League is where its at mang

The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time 

Misspelled, it should be The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
1337 Fork: The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time is the best game ever!

Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 

The first zelda game for the nintendo switch, it has gotten 10/10's on more than 10 websites, though it does have flaws, much like the ending, it is a universally acclaimed game.

Its open world allows you to defeat the final boss with nothing but a sword, that means no pants or shirt if you so please.

It is considered the greatest zelda game in all of nintendo's history, seconded to only ocarina of time.
It does have a counterpart though, that being Horizon zero - out of ten - dawn, the similarities are that they are both open world games, have bows and robots, but thats where the similarities end.
Hey dude! Wanna play that new The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I heard its awesome!
Pffft, that overhyped trash, its like a downscaled version of horizon zero dawn!
Dude, horizon has no similarities to breath of the wild, plus this one has 10/10's on everything
Says the nintendo fanboy!
get out.

The League of Extraordinary Hentai Gentlemen 

The League of Extraordinary Hentai Gentlemen is a group on NVHentai who help get uploaded (Through votes) colorful art, based on the desires of the site's users. Also known as, the League.

The group was founded by: Cyberus, Kira, Sage, and Falkun.
Anon: "Yo, we need some One Piece Doujinshi."

Cyberus Dominagus: "No problem Anon, so it is asked, so we will help."

Anon: "Thanks to The League of Extraordinary Hentai Gentlemen, I now have an even larger collection of One Piece doujins."

The Legend of Zelda 

A nearly perfect balance of puzzle solving and action. The games star a young swordsman named Link, a boy donned in green who goes around getting chicks and then beating Ganon: The King of Evil. There are currently 10 (soon to be 11) games, 6 of which flow perfectly in a sequential order. The timeline is confusing but the official one is:

Ocarina of Time (N64)
Majora's Mask (N64)
The Wind Waker (GCN)
Twilight Princess (not yet released)
A Link to the Past (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
The Adventure of Link (NES)
Man, that Link can't talk but he womanizes as much as James Bond.
The Legend of Zelda by RobK June 30, 2005