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The Hours Later Suprise Snack 

When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...
Mij, you hungry..
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

A sequel movie of 28 Years Later, where Spike is hanging out with the people who originally saved him in the prequel. These people call themselves: “The Fingers”, and is led by Sir Jimmy (all the members have “Jimmy” in their name). The Fingers go around killing innocent people, until they find Dr. Kelson, who they think is Satan himself (due to his orange iodine covered skin and his connection to Samson, an infected human). To make things quick: Sir Jimmy kills Kelson, but he later get crucified by one of his own previous follower and killed, Spike and the follower run off to find better lives in a post apocalyptic Great Britain.
I watched 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, it was ok, but not as good as it’s prequel.

the now and later 

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

Put it in the story box and save it for later 

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.
Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.

Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science. 

See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.
Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow
shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

Make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular. 

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Make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.