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The julius cesar 

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

The Julius Caesar 

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.
The Julius Caesar by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010

The julius cesar 

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026