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Jow the cow 

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
Jow the cow by JowMeepers April 27, 2020

The Big Jowbs

Any menial task of a minute nature; portrayed to be difficult, perplexing, and requiring high levels of expertise by the idiot in charge.
Pete is very important and only ever works the big jowbs.

"Hey Pete, I need your help with something."
"Can't. I'm too busy workin' the big jowbs"
The Big Jowbs by toomuchtacos January 31, 2018

Jowhorah Hadda Jones Is Known As "'The`~`Grateful`~`Dead```'" 

Jowhorah Hadda Jones Is Known As "'The`~`Grateful`~`Dead```'"
Jowhorah Hadda Jones Is Known As "'The`~`Grateful`~`Dead```'"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026