School of the Art Institute of chicago 

School of the Art Institute of Chicago is an art school in Chicago where everyone is 5 inches taller than their actual height because they are all required to wear chunky filas, otherwise they will be guillotined by a giant exacto knife.

person 1: Omg the School of the Art Institute of Chicago is so awesome for spending the entire student life budget on buying chunky filas for their students!
person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!

School of the Art Institute of chicago by NOTATHERAPIST February 2, 2020

The Culinary Institute of America 

The leading culinary school in the world that produces world class culinary chefs and baking and pastry chefs in the likes of Cat Cora, Michael, Symon, Duff Goldman, Anthony Bourdain, Michael Chiarello, Rocco DiSpirito and so many more professionals in the world of culinary arts.

the culinary institute of america

The Culinary Institute of America by CIARocks September 2, 2010

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

The Ghetto Institute of Technology by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

the heart institute 

A heart dr office located in San Augustine tx that has got to be the slowest person ever to make it around to see patients.

Man this the heart institute sucks I been waiting here so long I had time to look at everything on the internet that could possibly interest me then still had time to define this place.

the heart institute by BigBankHank1981 May 1, 2024

National Institute for the Weak

Founded by Jin H. Hwang in 1999. This school has a continuing commitment in cultivating its students into the image of the weakest nigga of all times, Jin H. Hwang.

Hows your farm going mcarnold? - Jin H. Hwang, President/CEO National Institute for the Weak

National Institute for the Weak by Victim # 220 March 27, 2011

restitution to the institution of prostitution 

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid

I pay restitution to the institution of prostitution

restitution to the institution of prostitution by the enforcer.. the giver May 19, 2011

The Institutions 

They are great! Wait.... What the hell do you mean 'I'm fired'!? These institutions as shit. Unbelievably corrupt. Can't they see that I'm better than everyone?

Hym "Right!? Fuck the institutions that cast you from their ranks. The students shouldn't be paying them. They could be paying that money to YOU! That's who they should be paying. You. Not the people threw you out of your profession like a used up jizz rag. And now (and yes I know you're not supposed to start sentences with "and" because I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time) that you have an army of deluded sycophants, you can exploit them maximally. It's not parasitical when you do it. I mean.... how else are you going to impose your universalized ethic on the world!?"

The Institutions by Hym Iam January 23, 2023