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the hurt locker 

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.
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The Hurt Locker 

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.
Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

The Hurt Locker 

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

in the hurt bag 

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.
in the hurt bag by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

Putting the hurt on her 

When you raw dog a girl in gangbang and cum in her eye with the force of a fire hose
He and the bois were putting the hurt on her last night

Put the hurt on

What happens when Team Kissane plays Team Crunk Juice Addy (Turner) in fantasy football.
Good god, Kissane put the hurt on Turner this week.

Hurt “the hurt”

The hurt , a feeling of discomfort or pain brang upon yourself by pushing your body during physical exercise ! When one is hurting they generally are feeling a build up of lactic acid in the muscles and or there heart rate is through the roof ! The feeling is chased by some athletes.
Hurt “the hurt