The Homeless Carwash 

The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

The Homeless Carwash by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014

The Homeless Guy 

A blog created in 2002 by chronically homeless man, Kevin Barbieux. Barbieux gives his personal insight into possible causes and cures of homelessness as well tells stories about his personal experiences with homelessness.

For an inside look at homelessness, read The Homeless Guy blog.

The Homeless Guy by rezmessing June 21, 2011

the homeless joe 

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.

Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.

the homeless joe by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009

The Homeless Olympics 

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

The Homeless Olympics by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

Song of the Homeless 

a folk song with magical revival and stamina boosting powers, shrouded in mystery, and song by homeless people to give them sustenance and energy. it's lyrics and tune are virtually unknown to non-homeless people. however, it is generally believed that homeless people softly sing it to themselves right before taking a homeless jizz.

"Damn im so fuckin hungry right now...i wish i knew the song of the homeless."

Song of the Homeless by five_generations May 7, 2009

sheltering the homeless

Making sure less fortunate people who started with less opportunity get the food and shelter they need in order to survive.

Sheltering the homeless is good, its moral as well as a help to society.

sheltering the homeless by Michael/halfamitten/mpd November 10, 2005

Komak the homeless wizzard 

a person who belives that they have great powers due to insanity from living on the streets and eating rats for too long.

Don't go near that guy. he is Komak the homeless wizzard.

Komak the homeless wizzard by ItzAllTears January 19, 2013