Hassle the Hoff 

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

Hassle the Hoff by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009

don't hassel the hoff 

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

don't hassel the hoff by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

The David Hasslehoff 

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

The David Hasslehoff by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007

The David Hasslehoff 

1)After cumming into a girls mouth you say, "Oh No!, your drownin in cum, let me throw you my booies to save you!" and then you shove your balls in her mouth.

2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)

3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.

4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3

Girl: "Whats the David Hasslehoff?"
Guy: "Let me show you"

Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"

The David Hasslehoff by Red-Head December 30, 2005

hassel to the hoff 

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

hassel to the hoff by the birds and trees February 27, 2007