Bombing the Harbor 

The act of moving ones bowels over water. Normally done on a toilet, but preforming the act over any water will do. Acceptiable locations include: Jonny on the Spots, Port-O-Letts (any portable lue), Dockside, Boatside, Poolside ……

"Hey Bob! what the fuck is Bill doing?" He's in the bathroom Bombing The Harbor again.

Bombing the Harbor by CroDaddie April 23, 2006

Bomb the harbor

To take a dump with the stealthness and ferocity that the Japenese had in 1941. This can cause devastating results, such as sinking the Arizona, clogging the toilet, and creating ass-touching tsunami's of terror. Synonomous with, but not limited to, taking a dump, taking a shit, pinching a loaf, and dropping the kiddies off at the pool.

Dude get the fuck out of the way, i gotta bomb the harbor.

Jesus fucking christ, I can smell the destruction from all the way upstairs.

Bomb the harbor by BDIZZLE June 9, 2004

ships in the harbor 

Ships in the harbor is when your underwear is in your butt crack. It is also known as a wedgie.

I told my girlfriend her ships in the harbor. She had to go to the restroom to get her underwear out of her butt crack.

ships in the harbor by Baby2 April 20, 2018

mining the harbor 

A low tech method to catch someone hacking your computer by surfing web sites or typing information that will get a reaction.

I just figured out *name* was hacking my home computer since they just tripped the mining the harbor

mining the harbor by bek1966 May 22, 2019

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor 

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor by Shugunou October 23, 2023

The Inner Harbor 

This is an alcoholic drink only known to those whose hearts lie in the great state of Maryland.

Ingredients:
One National Bohemian Beer
Two Shots Rikaloff Vodka
A Dash of Old Bay

Mix These ingredients in a large glass and stir with a crab mallet.

Its the only drink that actually tastes better coming out of your mouth than coming in.

Marylander#1: Hey man, have your ever heard of the inner harbor?
Marylander#2: Yeah isnt that the harbor right in downtown B-More?
Marylander#1: Little known fact, the body of water was actually named after the alcoholic beverage.

The Inner Harbor by I speak for all Marylanders. December 24, 2008

Bombing the porcelain harbor 

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.

Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.

Bombing the porcelain harbor by JoeHonus November 9, 2012