what the fuck is going on 

If we knew what was going on, we wouldn't be asking this question. But what is really going on, is you are questioning wether you know what is going on or not.

Looking at the "WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY" Twitter page. What the fuck is going on?
A blind kid is playing football, what the fuck is going on?

what the fuck is going on by ullneverknowc July 24, 2016

the difference between going on dates and dating 

1) going on dates is self explanatory. you've hung out alone on purpose. dating is when you're not going on dates with anyone else, and ***THE GUY HAS ASKED THE GIRL TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND.*** (or the girl has asked to be his girlfriend, or they decided amongst themselves that they were officially "dating"/"going out"; etc.)

2) dating is facebook official. ...most of the time.

Examples:
1)
Girl:"So I went on a date with Tom this weekend."
Girl's friend:"So are you dating him now?"
Girl:"No, he only asked me to go to the movies."
Girl's friend:"Do you think he'll ask you to be his girlfriend?"
Girl:"Probably not, he's a boy, so he probably doesn't know the difference between going on dates and dating, and thinks that one date means we're dating. I better set him straight."

2)
SMART BOY:"I went on another date with Lisa last night, it was really great. I think I'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow."
DUMB BOY:"Wait I thought you guys were dating?"
SMART BOY:"No, we've been on a couple dates, but we're not official."

3)
Boy:"Will you go out with me?
Girl:"On a date? Or dating?"
Boy:"Uhhh..."

the difference between going on dates and dating by informative girl November 14, 2011

going "on the watch" 

A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

going "on the watch" by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

what the shit is going on? 

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

what the shit is going on? by Woobi October 4, 2006

going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.

Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!

going on the internet by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin January 26, 2015

your going on the list

when you hear this yk you fucked up. this can lead to being touched or rape. when you hear this phrase, get an unregistered firearm immediately.

alright that’s it pal, your going on the list.

your going on the list by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020