THE GERMAN SHEPHERD 

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.

Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!

THE GERMAN SHEPHERD by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022

The German Stienburg 

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).

"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."

The German Stienburg by crazydoc March 14, 2009

The German Battering Ram 

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

The German Battering Ram by The Fister October 4, 2004

The German Empire 

A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War

Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK

The German Empire by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020

The German Nose Bleed 

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

The German Nose Bleed by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

The German Potatoe Salad 

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it

the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad

The German Potatoe Salad by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009

The German Suplex Maneuver 

A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.

"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"

The German Suplex Maneuver by Blitzkrieeeg March 14, 2016