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The Frozen Snowshoe 

He's only the most famous professional wrestler in Canada. He defeated Reckless Rick Rogers in the Kamloops Memorial Arena back in '02. Classic match.
The Frozen Snowshoe likes to collect Harvey's trays but doesn't like the Old King Clancy

the frozen gaunt 

Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.
A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"
the frozen gaunt by pistolwood March 27, 2015

vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"

The Frozen Chosen 

The Presbyterian Church. Frozen by their beliefs and Chosen by God to do His will. It can also mean that they can be overly traditional and not welcome to change.
I went to the Presbyterian Church today and it was so quiet in service I can see why they are called the "The Frozen Chosen".
The Frozen Chosen by Presby November 13, 2013
Its when a girl is on her knees sucking a guy off who is standing up and right when he's about to explode, he pulls out, shoots it in his hands and rubs it together. Then he slicks both sides of the girls hair back and says, "HEY"!
Did you see that girls hair, she must have gotten the fonze last night.
The Fonze by Kris Wick February 22, 2007

The Frozen Waterfall 

When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.
Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.