The Foot Pocket 

The Foot Pocket: A practice, art, or profession, in which an individual (with or without a sock, no shoes allowed) aims to insert their foot into another individuals pocket (often a friend or on rare occasions, a random victim).

Noun: A foot pocket
Adjective: That pocket looks "foot pocketed"

Polypocket: When an individual successfully penetrates both pockets of their victim. Kinda like killing two birds with one stone, impressive to say the least.

Pocketee: The one being foot-pocketed (the victim in most cases).

Pocketer: The one pocketing their victim.

" My friend Quincy was wearing saggy sweatpants. My foot, bear, moist, drenched with fluids of bodily origins, and shaking with anticipation for the soon to be penetration, found its rightful home within the sagginess of Quincys steamy pocket. I have now completed a verified The Foot Pocket."

"Earlier today I was at a friends house, or so I thought... This friend, who ill call Anthony, invited me over for a celebratory smoke sesh. As I touched my lips to the head of the bong, in the corner of my eye, I noticed what seemed to be a white, glimmering, hobbit-like foot towering over my torso. All of a sudden, my left pocket was invaded by a monstrously un-socked and moist foot. Anthony then said 'HAHA you got foot pocketed'... At this moment, I knew what I had to do. Revenge was inevitable, and so, mid-bong rip I turned towards Anthony with his foot still buried in my pocket and prepared to foot-pocket him back. It was at this moment when I rotated my legs towards his and to distract him from the counterattack, blew a plume of smoke into his face. This assured my plan of attack, allowing me to launch my right foot at his left pocket. As my foot approached his pocket, he noticed and tried to defend by grabbing my leg, but I was too strong. We tumbled and turned as I struggled to insert my foot. But when I looked up at his pocket, there was my foot, toes deep into his pocket. It wasn't enough. So I used every last bit of strength to push my foot further, and further, into his pocket. We were now intertwined in a mutual foot pocket situation, and I completed The Foot Pocket."

The Foot Pocket by ThaTransginger February 1, 2022

The foot whale 

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes

I did the foot whale last night

The foot whale by analgape November 15, 2018

the foot swipe 

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

the foot swipe by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

The Foot In The Door 

Where you extend your big toe and tap upon the girls anus (as if to knock). The girl then spreads her ass cheeks and you proceed to stick your entire foot in the girls anal canal while singing the Doors classic tune Break On Through. Must be done on the first date to essentially just "get your foot in the door"

1.

Steven: So why do you wish to work here at Rubys?

Ralph: I've always wanted to work for in a restaurant now I'm just trying to get my foot in the door.

Steven: O.O

2.
Lee: How'd the first date go?
Dan: I got The Foot In The Door
Lee: *High Five*
Dan: What happened to your thumb?
Lee: lol

The Foot In The Door by crazyfreakoman November 1, 2010

The Foot Wiggle 

When you stop massaging your girl's feet and they are greedy and wiggle in that very particular way, asking for more.

Guy: *stops foot massage*
Girl: *does The Foot Wiggle* more!

The Foot Wiggle by Androbin October 23, 2020

The Foot of God

‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where authorities manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.

The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.

Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.

Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.

ORIGIN:

Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.

Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.

Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.

Example (1)
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”

Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”

Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’

The Foot of God by AllShitsAside January 12, 2026

Ball of the foot

When you are hungover and continue to drink the following days after.

Similar to the hair of the dog

Kristy - Tom let’s drink !

Tom - Can’t mate. Super hungover

Kristy - ball of the foot tho tommy !!!

Ball of the foot by Chazzledazzlepartyqueen! June 13, 2020