The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.

We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.

The Flat by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009

National Grab the flat 🍑 

Go get the flat ass boys ;)

look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day

National Grab the flat 🍑 by bitxhes June 8, 2020

The Flat Tire 

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

The Flat Tire by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

the flat muffin theory 

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

the flat muffin theory by The flat muffin June 24, 2018

The Flatzz 

The Flatzz. The master arsonist, the lover of all cats, the collector of all bibles and the queen of snacks. But no matter what, she’ll always have your backsss.

When you’re driving down the road and observe a Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kia, take cover The Flatzz may be within.

The Flatzz by Tyron From The Brooks February 12, 2020

Is the earth flat? 

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

Is the earth flat? by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

so flat the walls are jealous 

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.

Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

so flat the walls are jealous by Leixand XV July 31, 2007