the flake 

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

the flake by rion1987 May 22, 2014

Brian the Flake 

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

Brian the Flake by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.

Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?

Flake the Cob by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018

The birds and the corn flake 

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

The birds and the corn flake by Xerts March 14, 2022

Jason the fake biker

Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker

Jason the fake biker I'm going to beat your ass again

Jason the fake biker by Kingofdick July 26, 2019

the fake sound of progress 

Lostprophets debut album. One of the most original and kick ass alternative/metal cds ever made. The album included the ridiculously good songs shinobi vs dragonninja, kobrakai, and a thousand apologies. If you have never seen this band live, you must. It will be one of the best acts you will ever see.

"Wait, this is lostprophets? Oh, the fake sound of progress is their first cd. Yea I know, Last Train Home sucked but this stuff is awesome."

the fake sound of progress by fultzyk711 December 18, 2005

The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.

Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.

The Flakey One by simpsont106 May 18, 2021