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Kick Her in the Fingers 

When you deny a woman your credit card.
"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."

"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.
I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.
"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."
diarrhea of the fingers by pixieJen February 24, 2007

Clean the fingers 

For a female to masturbate prior going out on a date or a club/bar, so she isn't preoccupied with sex.
Betty decided to clean the fingers before heading out tonight so she wouldn't be preoccupied with sex.
Clean the fingers by msthumper July 25, 2010

tourettes of the fingers 

To uncontrollably text vulgarities at someone your mad at.
Sorry about my texts last night I was a little drunk, I have a chronic case of tourettes of the fingers and foot in mouth disease, when I'm that way.lol

Festering The Fingers 

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.
Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers