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"the ez" is a juicy handjob that can only be performed by a high crocodile on steroids, this can happen within their natural habitat (pub), if this is to EVER happen to you step one, take a cold bath, step two, go naked into you local shop and shout "iv juts had "the ez" and walk out twerking , this will get rid of any crocodile germs.
Girl . "Walks into locak shop" I JUST HAD THE EZ, YWLL BE JELLY.
People in shop. Omg stacy, why didnt you tell me .
by Unicornsarehappy.23 March 22, 2017
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