the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
by roller May 26, 2005
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dirty mittens

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it
“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it
by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020
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