Caught on the Crapper 

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

Caught on the Crapper by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

the crapper 

the bathroom

I'm going to the crapper

the crapper by Dawn September 12, 2002

The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

The crapper 

The trappers cousin.

“Here comes the crapperrr! You better watch out for his craps!

The crapper by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019

Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.

Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper

Love In The Crapper by MisterP93 March 2, 2009

The Crapper 

An amazing automatic device that can let you take a crap anywhere you put it! Wow! How deluxe!

"Crap on, *clap clap* Crap off *clap clap* Crap on crap off, The Crapper!" New at StereoDustParticles, its The Crapper! Never worry about trying to take a crap in the woods again! Only $14.99.99.99.99.99 and 99 cents at your nearest location. (Warning: Does not come with instructions on how to use. Figure it out yourself, ya lazy bastard.)

The Crapper by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021

Put your mum in the crapper 

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

Put your mum in the crapper by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020