Riding the Cotton wool donkey 

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

Riding the Cotton wool donkey by gamerouche May 8, 2014

Weekend at the cottage 

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

Weekend at the cottage by mitch71h November 20, 2014

riding the cotton pony 

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

riding the cotton pony by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

moisten the cotton 

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

moisten the cotton by Kim's Love July 3, 2007

riding the cotton pony 

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

riding the cotton pony by damedonna July 3, 2006

The Cotton Candy Machine 

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

The Cotton Candy Machine by GRMCE November 17, 2011

Riding the cotton clydesdale 

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

Riding the cotton clydesdale by tradesman April 3, 2003