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the cooler gang 

The coolest of the cool. A gang you’ve never even seen before. They’re pretty much a bunch of jojo nerds on Instagram. The leader is @thecoolerjoseph and co-leaders @thecooleravdol and @thecoolerpolnareff. Also shoutout to @thecoolermark and @the.cooler.dosuke. They post cool content.
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The Cooler 

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton
The Cooler by slopass December 13, 2004

The Cooter Monster 

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.
Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

two in the cooter one in the tooter 

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

pepper in the cooter 

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.
Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.

break out the cooler 

Similar to getting your wordMack/word on, except your more shy about doing it.
Hey man! You better break out da coola!

Floop the cooper 

When you have to re-adjust your junk in public.
My dick kept getting stuck to my leg so I had to "floop the cooper".