The College Board 

(noun) An evil government conspiracy created by corporate America to test all students "equally" through standards, when really they are creating a social hierarchy between rich kids who can afford tutors and poor kids who cannot. Though deemed a non-profit organization, they use much of the money from their "tests" to eat $1000 plates New York City. They hire evil masterminds to create tests devoted to ruining high schoolers lives by asking them questions on AP tests not pertaining to anything they have learned that year, or for that matter what pertains to doing well in college. They do not grade their supposed tests, and instead give rich kids the better scores allowing rich america to keep going to Ivy League schools, and the poor kids to community colleges. The rest of us receive scores by which The college board hires a room full of monkeys to throw darts at a dart board, and whatever numbers they hit are the scores you receive in the mail.

"Dude I didn't get accepted into any good colleges!"

"WTF? but you have a 4.0!"

"Yeah but The college Board said i got a 1600 on my SATs, apparently I'm not good enough to go to college"

The College Board by samuraichikx June 6, 2009

The College Dropout 

Rapper Kanye Wests debut album, Hip Hops finest album... Has changed the style of hip hop... 'The College Dropout' an instant hip hop classic.

The College Dropout Consists of -

1. Intro
2. We Dont Care
3. Graduation Day
4. All Falls Down
5. I'll Fly Away
6. Spaceship
7. Jesus Walks
8. Never Let Me Down
9. Get Em' High
10. Workout Plan
11. The New Workout Pan
12. Slow Jamz
13. Breathe In Breathe Out
14. School Spirit Skit 1
15. School Spirit
16. School Spirit Skit 2
17. Lil Jimmy Skit
18. Two Words
19. Through The Wire
20. Family Business
21. Last Call

The College Dropout by GJT April 17, 2006

The College of New Jersey 

Probably the Best freaking public school in the state of New Jersey, and maybe even the Tri-State area. TCNJ's students are made up of some of the best leftovers that didn't have the money to afford Princeton. Many people tend to think of TCNJ in terms of Rutgers, but anyone with an STD can get into Rutgers. It takes a solid SAT score and an over-achiever's roster of extra-curriculars to get into The College. It may not be an Ivy, but it's definitely a Public Ivy. And, as the New York Times said, it's not just The College, it's "The HOT College."

Any SMART student that doesn't go to Rutgers, Rowan, Montclair, William Patterson (Willie P), Stockton, Rider, or Kean.

Some of TCNJ's best include an awesome group of (probably overpaid) student Ambassadors.

Mostly New Jersey students, but the 10% of out-of-staters include: New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Masschusettes, California, Arizona, Washington, and Kansas.

"Hey! Are you going to be one of the 10,000 sluts going to attend Rutgers with me in the fall?!"

"Well, I got in there. But, I got into The College of New Jersey as well. So, I figured I'd go to the better school. Plus, I like not having the HIV."

The College of New Jersey by Roscoe the Lion January 13, 2009

The College of Knowledge 

The College of Knowledge is none other than the astounding institute of College of Charleston, which is located in historic downtown Charleston, SC.

While it is a small school, it is in the heart of a gorgeous city full of historic architecture, including many houses and churches, and is a quick drive to many beaches and parks. The College of Charleston is a liberal arts school with a very dynamic student body (just around two-thirds female) and a competitive athletic program.

The College of Knowledge is the best college in the country. Students are fun and exciting, the women are gorgeous, the sports are successful, and you can't beat Charleston, SC.

The College of Knowledge by SumterStatus September 14, 2009

the college experience

Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.

My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame the college experience.

the college experience by DDMNeo April 1, 2008

The College Of St. Catherine

A Catholic, Liberal Arts, Women's College located in the Highland Park area of St Paul, Minnesota. The college was established in 1905 and has since developed into largest and most comprehensive Catholic college for women in the nation.
The College's alumni have soaring rates of moving onto graduate and professional programs and have a reputation for achieving positions management and leadership in their careers and communities.

Your Boss: "Give her the promotion, she went to The College Of St. Catherine"

Guy 1: "Check her out. She's brilliant, beautiful, and has a kick ass career."
Guy 2: "She must be a Katie"

The College Of St. Catherine by I'm_A_Katie June 1, 2006

The College of Wooster 

A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.

Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.

The College of Wooster by Digit Gidget March 6, 2009