Shortened term for the STD Chlamydia
I didn't wrap it the other night and I ended up with the chla.
by Matt from Montana May 3, 2006
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A cocktail of various sexually transmitted diseases, only found in adolescent males. The crossing of these diseases can cause side affects such as slowed mental response, and a lack of penile girth or length. It is most commonly found in the Durham Co. club scene and has caused wide spread panic in the Winchester, England, area. Also one with the disease, can perform a party trick where one can put his or her (as a side affect can be an engorged clitoris) penis into a burette of de-ionised water, and causes the penis to disolve.
Mr. Wilson, I am sorry to tell you that you have contracted sypha-chla-herpe-aids.
by I'm not Lucca June 7, 2010
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A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.
Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .
by Wedwow November 6, 2023
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