chillard

completely chillen. Head cleared, feet up, blunt in mouth. No worries, No complaints, simply chilllllness.

Karlie is such a chillard.

by swaggerstoops September 11, 2011

Chillard

Chillest of them all, Once a chillard enters a room the temperature of the room immediately drops at least 2 degrees, so chill even ice melts around them, chill to the point where tying their shoelace is considered an athletic act. Don't mess with a chillard, they are too chill to try and fix problems and will most likely forget about the issue in an hour.

"Geez, Martin is a straight up chillard!"
"Yo that girl over there is definitely a chillard."

by straightupchillard August 16, 2017

chillards

An alliance of friends who like to kick it . Dersky, Franzke, J Done and a few other randys.

I'm just kickin it with the chillards.

by Derek Anderson May 14, 2008

alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.

Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.

by chillard slayer September 20, 2008