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The chan infection 

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

The Jackie Chan 

A type of sexual foreplay associated with fingering. You make your hand into a karate chop position and put it in your partners vagina as such. Then with your opposite hand you repeatedly karate chop just below your partners waist while pleasuring them.
"Remember last night? Man that bitch was gettin crazy with the "Panda bomb", so I pulled out "The Jackie Chan" on her ass....I changed her that night....

The Jackie Chan 

When you jizz in your partners eyes causing them to go Asian. After completing this step you then karate Kick them in the face. Then Naruto run away.
Bill: you hear what happened to Becky’s face?
Jim: yeah she got the Jackie Chan

Bill: damn, that’s brutal
The Jackie Chan by Curt cocaine October 8, 2019

Chan The 'Man'

A man who enjoys sending reveling pictures and disturbing messages using text or picture messages. He doesn't realize that the only girl that would send him any pictures or give him any pussy would look like a viking. Often extremely cocky and does not realize that even his own friends hate his guts and think he's a complete tool.
Dude, he's acting like Chan The 'Man' over there. He can't get any pussy... Or friends.

Jackie Chan in the trunk 

Refers to the sounds trunks make when they have subs in them, as if Jackie Chan is in the trunk doing karate inside. Came from the Young Dro song "Man In The Trunk".
"That bass is bumpin'...what you got in the trunk?"

"Jackie Chan in the trunk!"

The Church of Gobber Chan 

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack
We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.
The Church of Gobber Chan by Mp80111 December 31, 2021