The Bum Steer

a bar where a typical night consists of blacking out after your first drink, and waking up to find you pissed yourself on the hot bartenders couch. You most likely have no idea what happened last night and have some sort of head injury. has some of the best bartenders and stiffest drinks you will encounter at a bar. food, booze, pool tables, music and hot chicks... pretty fuckin cool.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to the left side of your face and why do you smell like bleach?

Guy 2: I went to the The Bum Steer.

Guy 1: Oh.

The Bum Steer by DrunkinMcDrunky November 15, 2010

The Bum Bead Monkey 

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

The Bum Bead Monkey by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

the bum thumb chronicles 

fall 2004 movie project of "goldfinger inc." this movie was goldfinger inc.'s first ever documentary, in which justin feemster, gus karelis and andrew sewell attempted to find t.j. floyd who had disappeared, all the while exposing life in and around oak street in canton ohio U.S.A

"i liked norman the morman doorman, but my favorite gfi movie was the bumb thumb chronicles"

the bum thumb chronicles by justin feemster October 8, 2004

the bum foogle 

OH NO MY TOENAIL! ThE bUm FoOgLe XD

the bum foogle

the bum foogle by newt newt111 September 13, 2019

the bum battle 

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.

The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess

the bum battle by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014

The bum sniper 

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.

“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”

The bum sniper by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022

The Bum Boys Are Screaming 

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

The Bum Boys Are Screaming by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024