the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015

The Brandon Potter 

The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.

Grant: Dude, did you see that guy?
Brastin: Yeah, he was giving The Brandon Potter to everyone.

The Brandon Potter by Mootss September 21, 2010

the brandon 

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row

He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours

the brandon by Brandon July 23, 2004

The Braden Evasion 

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

The Braden Evasion by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007

The Brenden 

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.

"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."

The Brenden by ZdaRM October 16, 2011

the brandon 

when wearing a button up shirt for work, but the top 3 buttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.

did you see Lanzo rocking "the brandon"?

Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.

the brandon by T-Cross October 12, 2011

The Brandon Complex 

Similar to a God-complex, except only douchebagary ensues. Typically an only child, and often named Brandon(although they do not have to be named such), the subject says things to impress people that are unimpressive, and when called out on such, give you an angry, confused look.

Most are also spoiled, arrogant people who do not see their faults and will not accept the fact that they have faults; thinks everyone/everything is annoying, when in reality said person is the annoying one. Most friends are facades and utter insults behind the person's back, for good reasons too.

They also do not know how to properly talk with women, and will turn down women for idiotic reasons such as bad grades, or any lack of common sense. Stay away from anyone who has this complex, for only a failed friendship and your anger will follow.

Brandon, flexing; "Hey dude, I'm flexing. Aren't my muscles impeccable?"

Friend 1: "That's really unimpressive, especially since you are flexing. Why do you exist?"

Friend 2: "Indubitably; leave my premises immediately."

Friend 1: "What a classic example of The Brandon Complex."

The Brandon Complex by MTBTrizz January 28, 2010