The Boon 

The boon is the first stage in which too much self pride and selfishness devour the hearts of a female. This is only the case for the less attractive ones where they believe they are sexy but are actually quite atrocious.

These boons scare me.
The boon thinks she cute? Nastyyy!!!

The Boon by Weaboo kun June 16, 2018

Poon the boon 

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).

"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"

Poon the boon by El Gambito December 14, 2004

The Bonzi Approach 

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.

Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?

The Bonzi Approach by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023

Spot the Boon

Spot the boon is a game where the aim is to spot any boon within eyeshot. When a Boon is spotted the person needs to point and at the top of their voice shout BOON!

This person is then awarded 1 point.

If the person is not a full boon but a half boon then this must be stated in the shout.

This is a good game for holidays and beaches.

Person 1 - "Wanna play Spot the Boon?"

Person 2 - "Ok!!"

5 minutes pass, then a Boon walks into eyeline.

Person 1 - "BOON!!"

Person 2 - "Nice spot, 1 point"

Spot the Boon by Boon Jinx and Andrew Boon August 24, 2011

Poon the Boon 

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

Poon the Boon by Domino August 18, 2004

The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

The Magical Boon by Magicalboon March 13, 2025