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brogie the bogie 

A KET happy little spaz otherwise none as bj
Yo BROGIE THE BOGIE are you coming jacks today and there’s some ket hear he coming runing with pure Excite meant

Bangin the noodle 

Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.
*First Date*

Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.

banging the fruit bowl 

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.

bangin the boards 

Used when referring to basketball when a player is being agressive and effective around the basket, getting rebounds and blocking shots
Joe: Damn dude, did you see Dwight Howard get 26 rebounds last game?

Ben: Yea dude, he was really bangin the boards.

Joe: Man...Andrew Bynum needs to start bangin the boards like Dwight.

Ben: Yea, first he needs to stop getting injured.
bangin the boards by fresssh January 3, 2010

Banging the bishop 

A guy masterbating, wanking, greasing the pole.
Gallino said he'd rather stay at home banging the bishop than go out drinking.

Banging the Monkey 

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."