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The Brooklyn Bombers 

The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.

Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.

A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.

Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.

The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.

The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
If you bowl against the Brooklyn Bombers you’re going to have a bad time.
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Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers

Papa John is a 26 year old sexually frustrated man who lives in New York,not the pizza one,he's a catfish.Papa never fucked a girl in real life so he constanly cums on his blue towel while sleep.Hungry for pussy and sick of google nudes,Papa John, formed a terrorist band called "Papa and the 72 pussy bombers".They usually plant bombs on their victims' pussy during night time to satisfy their sexual frustration.
I am Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers! I will anhiate your hooha!

Safi The Bomber

Safi the bomber is bomber from Afghanistan and hes also a terrorist
Safi the bomber is going to blow us up:(

Sujay the Bomber 

Sujay is a 300-pound Indian man who gained notoriety for his involvement in the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Sujay had attempted to crash a plane into the Twin Towers, but the plane ultimately crashed into a field in Pennsylvania due to his excessive weight. While Sujay's actions resulted in significant loss of life, they have also had a profound impact on history. Some view him as a symbol of hatred and destruction, while others see him as a tragic figure whose misguided actions ultimately failed to achieve their intended goals.
Sujay the bomber might have been known for his involvement in the 9/11 attacks, but his size and weight also played a big role in the tragic event. He was like a real-life wrecking ball, but instead of demolishing buildings, he almost brought down an entire plane with his weight! It's amazing to think that the Twin Towers were able to withstand the impact of two airplanes, but Sujay's weight was too much for the plane to handle. It just goes to show that even the most unexpected factors can have a major impact on history.

The Bomber 

The greatest ping pong ball to ever grace a beer pong table. The owner of which will inevitably dominate the table all night. Last spotted in Houston, TX
"We would have won that game of beer pong, but the other team busted out the bomber."
The Bomber by Bomberman113 July 20, 2008

Ulyses the Bomber 

Hes a bomber like Safi The Bomber
Ulyses the Bomber is teaming up with Safi The Bomber

Evan The Bomber 

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord
Evan The Bomber by M0nke March 19, 2024