The Bellows 

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

The Bellows by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011

The Bellows 

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.

Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.

The Bellows by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019

The Bellows 

Colloquial name given to the giant sculpture of praying hands located at the entrance of Oral Roberts University's campus in Tulsa, Oklahoma by the university's students and detractors alike. The moniker references a particularly lewd sexual act.

On our way to watch the Golden Eagles play, we stopped by The Bellows.

The Bellows by Dylan ***|Dashizz|*** September 23, 2009

The Bellows 

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.

I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.

The Bellows by Barsinister September 4, 2006

Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below. 

Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.

Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.

Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”

Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below. by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022

the person below is hella gay 

this is a dangerous weapon. anyone got in its proximity (below) is hella gay(only way to deflect hella is reverse card or anti-hella gay shields)

Gru: the person below is hella gay
Boi: wut
Boi: oh shit

the person below is hella gay by AlexaPlayDespacito2 September 7, 2018

hit below the belt 

To say something that is often too personal, usually irrelevant, and always unfair. The expression comes from boxing, in which it is illegal to hit an opponent below the belt.

To remind reformed alcoholics of their drinking problem is to hit below the belt.

hit below the belt by cromewild September 8, 2015