The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.

Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.

The barbarian night watch by Norplu February 28, 2021

the barbarian 

While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.

Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got 15 pounds of meat this week.

the barbarian by 3411Z April 9, 2007

The Barbarians are at the gates. 

A term used to convey the very urgent need for a toilet.

Similar to moles nose and touching cloth.

....it has been great talking to you but I really gotta go. The Barbarians are at the gates.

The Barbarians are at the gates. by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

The Nutty Barbarian by Raydingess November 29, 2011

Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.

The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!

Shitman the Barbarian by MC Monka in Da House May 11, 2009

Coronan the Barbarian

A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.

"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast

Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."

Coronan the Barbarian by Bayesoir March 30, 2020

Onan the Barbarian 

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

Onan the Barbarian by Shuaman October 20, 2020