R and H are hitting
golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a
popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a
ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the
ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf
ball finds home smack in the
heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’
s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘
joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance
based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.
