The Banana Smasher 

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.

Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"

The Banana Smasher by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010

The Banana Fire Rule 

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.

Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!

The Banana Fire Rule by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011

The Banana look 

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock

I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...

The Banana look by Penguin-Focus January 7, 2016

the banana king 

Who Charlie the unicorn discovered he was after avoiding the giant Z, the choo choo Shoe, and surviving another musical outburst in the second installment of the hit internet animation Charlie the unicorn

Charlie is the Banana King.

Blue Unicorn: Look over there it’s a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Blue Unicorn: Charleee, we’re scuba diving Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue Unicorn: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Pink Unicorn: Nooooo Foogu.
Charlie: Ah, yeah you gotta watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.

the banana king by Kiwi_Block April 30, 2008

the banana song 

A wildly popular kids song from Yo Gabba Gabba, as performed by the Aggrolites (a ska/reggae band.) This song appealed to parents & adults almost as much, if not more so, than to the kids. It also makes you wonder what your sister likes so much about the banana......

"Hey, what's "the banana song"? The other parents keep talking about it"

"My daughter loves that song! and your sister likes it.....oh yeah"

the banana song by Prncesjessie October 28, 2008

the Banana Check 

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass] gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

the Banana Check by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

The Banana Effect 

When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.

"OH GOD" "...his penis has undergone the Banana Effect."

The Banana Effect by milotictear July 22, 2009