The Kinga

To receive a poo smear on the leg from a girl while she is straddling you and giving you a blow job

The Kinga; She was really good at head, but she gave me a Kinga

The Kinga by poo on my leg May 11, 2013

bleach the kangaroo skull 

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

bleach the kangaroo skull by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

the kangaroo 

pulling your nutsac up an covering the shaft of the penis so the head is poking out so that it resembles a head of a kangaroo poking out of the pouch

using the kangaroo is worth 3 kicks in the fag game

the kangaroo by pandabear_corral_285 October 4, 2008

The kangaroo 

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids

Ima make you do the kangaroo

The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

Salting the kangaroo  

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

Salting the kangaroo by Coach miller January 16, 2009

The kangaroo 

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed

Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.

The kangaroo by Petra Beaus May 12, 2007

The kangaroo stance 

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

The kangaroo stance by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019