when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 7, 2003
Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011
Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.
by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022
by captain chump June 27, 2004
"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
by Tocen November 8, 2009
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
by Pierre II September 5, 2013