Twat blocking is when a girls friends hang around , continue being annoyance, and otherwise prevent a guy from making his way with his chic.
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,
(1) Patrick was twat blocked by Becky's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.
by yarden1234567 September 20, 2008
Friend 1: "Come on guys lets go to the movies!"
Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."
Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"
Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"
Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."
Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"
Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"
by LeggoMyEggoBITCH!!!! May 18, 2010
To do a female friend a favor by keeping her from getting it on with some unworthy male. The noblest thing to do for a friend.
My friend has gotten involved with an absolute pig! He's such a man-whore that the only right thing to do is to twat block her so she doesn't get some disease.
by Stop the pendulum December 24, 2005
When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride
Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
by the wopfather May 15, 2008
by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019
Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)
by Samaanthaa2017 January 21, 2018