by Jose' January 9, 2008
Vodka of the highest class, only really sophisticated people drink it.
WARNING: Can reach levels of "no ceilings" fucked upness on.
WARNING: Can reach levels of "no ceilings" fucked upness on.
by swagandsurf November 22, 2009
used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.
Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"
by Pete Dick March 19, 2008
Tavern located in the north western suburb of Castle Hill in Sydney.
Drinks are overpriced for the western suburbs and is always mostly filled with aussie tradesmen and aussie metrogays and has a pathetic excuse for a nightclub
Drinks are overpriced for the western suburbs and is always mostly filled with aussie tradesmen and aussie metrogays and has a pathetic excuse for a nightclub
Guy 1: Lets goto Castle Hill Tavern tonight and pick up some chicks
Guy 2: Fuck off! I dont want some derro housing commission bitch, lets goto Parra and get some hot wog bitches
Guy 2: Fuck off! I dont want some derro housing commission bitch, lets goto Parra and get some hot wog bitches
by Felip June 24, 2004
A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.
by anonymous March 8, 2005
A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019
noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.
"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".
by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006