A haircut reserved for top detectives, usually in the NYPD Special Victims Unit. It consists of having the front-half of one's head shaved, coupled with a gradually receeding hairline. Brings one the power to knock random, innocent citizens around without a warrent, or frankly, even reason.
Elliot became a douche lately. Ever since he got The Stabler, he has been shoving people into walls and asking them where the knife is. I don't know.
by StablerandBenson June 13, 2011
Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)
An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)
An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.
"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"
After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"
After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"
by matotes November 6, 2009
An act of practicing Ninjutsu, and destroying all in your path along the way. A strong person who uses this word as a rank, or symbol of power. A quest for power, unknown to many. A Stabler would specialize in Weapons, such as Black Eggs or Hook Swords. Known in Germany for cruel acts of torment and torture to receive information. This attacker normally is Female, but can assume the male role to reach what she wants. It may also be a Male, but it is more uncommon, seeing as the flexibility of a Stabler.
"Whoa. dude, was that a Stabler?"
"I dunno, i can at me too fast. I couldn't see a thing!"
"That was a ninja dude!"
"Yeah, it might have been a Stabler! I'm lucky i still have all my fingers!"
"I dunno, i can at me too fast. I couldn't see a thing!"
"That was a ninja dude!"
"Yeah, it might have been a Stabler! I'm lucky i still have all my fingers!"
by ThaWizardOfOz December 28, 2010
by thatwouldbetelling December 30, 2008
person one: i just heard that a stabler was in the area last night
person two: wow, i hope the families are okay, that's rough..
person two: wow, i hope the families are okay, that's rough..
by Mal Angelus January 20, 2023
by studhom August 24, 2004
A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.
Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.
Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.
Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.
by Mister Portman May 31, 2005