(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.
Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!

by Waer November 10, 2005
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A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.
That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!
by Big Al72 February 14, 2011
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The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.
"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"
by Gary Clark October 25, 2007
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a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy
cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again
by griythan December 27, 2021
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A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.
Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.
by Flame21 May 6, 2019
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When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.
"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"
by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013
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Where a guy is going at it and right when he is about to cums he cums in his hand and throws it in the girl/guys face and says "Go web!"
by Froseph89 February 16, 2009
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