the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant October 17, 2008

royal wee

When a man chooses to sit down to urinate.

He didn't like to stand at the urinate, he preferred to do a Royal Wee.

by notaspaceship May 23, 2017